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Boardwalk Empire Season 1

ok so I’m not sure how to do this because I mean, a lot happens in this show and I don’t want to give everything away immediately. I’m just gonna give the basic storyline and my opinions on certain people and shit. But its pretty much the best show ever in the world and I love it a lot.

if you haven’t seen it or heard about it or have been living under a rock or something, its about a corrupt politician in Atlantic City during the 20s during prohibition and has a lot to do with gangsters and stuff. I’m really excited about this plot because I fucking love the 20s and gangsters and they are in chicago a lot which I love and it stars Steve Buscemi who wears lots of cool outfits.

ok well first there is Nucky and Eli and Nucky is the county treasurer and steals money from the taxpayers but everyone loves him anyway and Eli is his brother who is the sheriff but hes all sick of Nuckys shit. I fucking love Eli. Margret is hot and has a hot irish accent and her husband gets got by Nucky though he’ll never admit it but she totes knows. She also knows about his alcohol thing even though shes part of some group called the daughters of the no alcohol or something stupid like that. But she loves him anyway and especially because he has a sad and tragic backstory that no woman could resist. Also when he finally decided to be with her that scene omg. just recalling it I have trouble typing..sdlfalsdg

Ok so then there is Jimmy who is also very important/attractive. Hes played by Michael Pitt who was the kid in Delirious if you remember. he has an attractive wife who is an attractive lesbian. Jimmy goes to Chicago to be with Al Capone because they’re bffs now and lives in a whore house and works for John Torrio I think… his mom is a show girl or something and had him when she was 13 and his father is some rich old dude who they keep in contact with a little bit. He was 53 when he was born. this bothers him a wee bit. Well Nucky pretty much raised him. he gets this haircut in the second episode called a hitler youth and despite the name its the best haircut I’ve ever seen on anyone in my life and if you are a guy then you have no choice you have to get this fucking haircut don’t fucking argue me.

And the other mainest character is the prohibition agent that hates Nucky and is in love with Margret and he is also a religious nut as it turns out, anyway hes hot too. His name is Nelson van Alden and he is tall as fuck and absolutely nuts omg hes fucking cool so cool.

and there is also face mask guy~ I forget his name but he fought in the war and he became friends with Jimmy. He only has half of a face and wears this bad ass face mask. He is the coolest character on this show. I am 100% positive that he will die in the next season.

so thats my review of Boardwalk Empire. There’s a lot of characters and events in this show and I am so bad with remembering names. There is so fucking much to this show. The feel is great, the story is great, the end of each episode will make you want to punch a kitten. Just please go watch it. its like watching a moving photograph of the 1920s. its perfect.

hey dudes sorry about this long ass hiatus. see the problem is I’ve already watched all the movies on netfix O.o well all but one but dsfjashgldlfkasd <(explanation) so I’m trying to hunt the movies down in like used movie stores and stuff. I really miss blockbuster right now hahahahahaaaaaaaa my family was like their best customers I knew all the employees by name ha I’m sorry about this its 5:30 in the morning and I’m not going to bed tonight because I don’t have any sheets on my bed and this is how I’m dealing with it.

anyway, I’m gonna try my darnest to watch all the movies I can in the next few months so expect shit I promise I’ll get one up by next friday.

Saint John of Las Vegas (2009)

ok wow I’ve neglected this blog for quite a while.

One of my absolute favorite movies that Steve B has been in. 1 its in Las Vegas which is like, my favorite city every and I want to live there and junk even though I’ve never been but I can dream right? 2. In this movie Steve is so pale and saggy and and scrawny and looking like hes dying so its no wonder that I think he looks hottest in this movie. and 3 Sarah Silverman. I don’t think shes funny a lot of times but shes hella hot and I love the fuck out of her in this movie. AND Danny Trejo and Peter Dinklage  are all in this one too and if you’ve been watching Steve’s movies like I have then you would know that they are super regulars in all of his more indie films.

What it’s about:

Well Steve is St. John, an ex gambler working for an insurance company in Albuquerque. his boss, who is Peter Dinklage, sends him out with a cool black guy to go investigate some shit outside of Vegas oh and the beginning is like the end you know, one of those things, yeah well he buys 1000 lotto tickets and his face is all burned up and hell if I know why but so he goes out with cool black guy Vergil and tries to investigate shit. First they go over to this one junk yard and the people there are like hell no so they go and Virgil buys John some sunglasses so he looks badass and hot and shit. He also took a shower and we get to see this beautiful scene where hes wearing nothing but a towel omg

like god damn

well they go to investigate this claim and a lot of shit happens and theres a lot of cool characters. So yeah, good movie.

Steve Scale:

really it just took this picture and I was sold.

looking good all pale and scrawny with them sideburns. yeah. I’m gross.

Overall:

well apparently according to everyone else on the internet this movie sucks balls but I liked it it was a cute little indie movie and had a great cast and I thought it had some pretty neat characters but whatever follow your heart and all that

*the logo is on there again because the other ones are on my other computer and I am way too lazy to go get that shit.

guess what kiddos? I got boardwalk empire for christmas!! idk if I’ll actually review it though because I don’t know how much I’m gonna watch it. I’m pretty bad with shows on dvd. I’ve had game of thrones forever and have only watched like three episodes lol. but maybe if I ever finish the season I’ll review it. so glad I’m finally jumping the bandwagon though I really felt like I was missing out.

Interview (2007)

ok I just want to get this load of shit out of the way right now. Yes I know Steve Buscemi wrote/acted/directed in it and everything but omg it was so bad and I know, and he knows, and you know that he is not a writer so if you’re upset about this then don’t be because we all know you only liked it because he looked exceptionally fine in this movie.

I feel like I’m gonna lose a few followers for this.

What it’s about:

some fucking bipolar bitch gets interviewed by this asshole (asshole being steve obvi) and shes a bitch and then she somehow crashes the taxi that hes in and he gets bleeding so she takes him up to her apartment where she doesn’t seem to have fucking electricity and lights fucking candles all over the place and then they proceed to do things and shes nice but then shes a bitch but then shes nice again but then whoa omg shes a bitch again and the whole movie goes on like that and they talk about stuff and it turns out Pablo killed his wife or some shit. Anyway, Steve wears glasses and its so fucking cute that I just cry forever.

Steve Scale:

Pretty damn high. like, awesomely high. Hes just playing a dude. A dude with glasses. and theres a lot of sexual tense parts and Sienna Miller is pretty attractive herself.

Overall:

Trees Lounge was ok. But no. Hes a pretty good director though so I’ll give him that. Though I do give him credit because theres not a lot you can do with just two people chillin in a room.

ok steves face is open to the public now I’ll stop being an ass. you guys just make me love you.

Ghost World (2001)

I didn’t want to do this one quite yet but I’ve lost my list of movies so I’m just gonna have to do this one for now. I’M SORRY FOR THE TIME GAP!!

This one is great though, really. What alt girl doesn’t identify with Enid? Not to mention who wouldn’t like to have their own personal older man friend who you eventually hook up with? I’m fairly certain that everyone who is in love with Steve is in love with him because of this movie.

What it’s about:

Enid and her friend Rebecca just graduated from high school and they are very cynical and don’t like people and then one day they decide to prank call this one guy who was looking for a woman in this personal ad but they eventually start talking to him and Enid finds that she actually likes him and his name is Seymour and he is super cynical too and doesn’t like things and has trouble dating but Enid decides that shes gonna help him and they become good friends and her and Rebecca are drifting apart the whole time (Rebecca is Scarlett Johansson btw hooot) But Seymour is a really cool guy and he is hot as fuck and shit and he likes jazz and I’m pretty sure that half the people who like Steve Buscemi like him because of this film. Also they have sex.

Steve Scale:

I’m ridiculously in love with Seymour though.

Overall:

I’m going to be honest it wasn’t my favorite movie ever. idk something was just… missing. Apparently a lot of people think this though so at least there’s that.